Are there dry cleaning tournaments as well?

hello all,

a lot has happened in the last couple of days. Firstly, my girlfriend and I were in a car accident. Don't worry, we're okay. It wasn't our fault either. Two girls ran a red light and missed hitting us by inches because my girlfriend slammed on the brakes. Unfortunately, she had to slam on the brakes so hard, the brake lines blew. So far as we hear, the mechanic said he was relaying all of her brake lines on her car. Worst part is, the two girls were obviously going to pick up drugs, since I followed them on foot to the apartment they were going to and they were only there for two minutes visiting a very shady looking guy. Not to mention, they didn't stop to exchange information, and they drove past laughing at us on their way out. So, my girlfriend hasn't had a car for a couple of days, which is unfortunate, because I've started to get jobs.

My job over the weekend has been to register guests and print off badges at SEFA, which is essentially a dry cleaning convention put together by a trade association. It's so weird realizing that there are 2000+ people in the southeast alone who are this psyched about dry cleaning. A lot of them act like they're some big celebrities too, like I'm supposed to know who they are. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem being courteous, but if they want their badge, I need to get their name. So yeah, long story short, that's been odd, but easy.

On Monday, I start as a monetary collections person for RotoRooter. Apparently the branch here in town is plowed under with unpaid customer invoices. I'm gonna do my best to give those a good fixin.

On top of everything, last night our air mattress sprung a leak. I was awakened to a loud farting noise on my chest. The girlfriend and I respectively vacated to the two other sleeping surfaces in the house: the other mattress and the couch.

Now I leave you to the antimatter, my friends, as I set out for another rolicking day of the dry cleaning convention. May you steam, press, and prosper.